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A few minutes later his mom and dad are about to have sex when his dad says, "Where are the condoms? " and his father says, "Condoms are coats and jackets." The following night his father invites over some important business clients. He asks the bartender how he can get a little action for the night. She talks to the panda, and they go back to her place. The next night, the woman goes to the panda's house. The woman looks up "panda" in the dictionary, and it reads, "Panda: Eats bush and leaves.” ― Various, “Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the head on a man's penis is larger than the shaft.
The study took two years and cost over 1.2 million pounds.
The study concluded that the reason the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the man with more pleasure during sex.
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