Real women dating
Asking for more pictures of me: I've got like six very crisp images of me looking all kinds of cute from multiple angles—what more do you want?!
(Nude pictures, probs.)Stating how many times a week you work out: Don't care.
Scroll through to see some of the things real women encounter while dating online—things that have them swiping left and X-ing out their browsers faster than you can say I have yet to meet or date a female who journals her thoughts when she is calm or happy.
all the time, talking to their bros about "bitches."Muscle tees: Unless you are literally working out in them they are not acceptable apparel. That journal is a fury of rage that will be passively left in your apartment, open on the counter with your two cats crawling on the page filled with your hurtful quotes from weeks ago.
It's like if a guy shows up to your date in sweatpants. Plus, white Hanes tanks make me think of, like...early 2000s Avril Lavigne. Snake bites: The fact that I have to write it down kills me.
Pro-life sentiments: On Ok Cupid they have those lists of questions and you wouldn't believe the number of men who select that women shouldn't have an abortion under any circumstance. Your mouth should not jingle like a pocket full of change when you speak.
"Someone who posts only one photo with sunglasses and hoodie on.
You’ve been around the block a couple times and know it’s important to write customized messages to each person.
But the fact is, it’s been a long day and But coming up with a clever name can be a struggle.
Telling me that you're looking to try new things and dating out of your race is one of them. Too many sneaker pics: Like, you could have fixed your teeth with all that money you spent on kicks.
Puka shell necklaces: But, like, you're not from Hawaii..you're not a surfer..